i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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