Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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