i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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