K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
