Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
