she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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