So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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