After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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