Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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