so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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