Buhtt sex?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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