I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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