So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
They took my balls.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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