Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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