Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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