We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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