why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
