This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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