i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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