party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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