BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The Olympian is in my bed
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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