I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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