bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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