You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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