I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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