so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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