look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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