I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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