No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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