So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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