i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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