conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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