At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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