I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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