you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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