Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My penis needs a shock collar
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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