Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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