Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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