weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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