Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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