I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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