She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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