Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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