Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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