I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I am available for nakedness
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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