? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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