Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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