Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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