it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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