All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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