I can tuck mytits in my pants
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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