accomplished twins. life is a go
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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