I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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