remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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