Christians are straight up FREAKS
so explain again why im purple
no
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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