People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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