How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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