Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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